Miss me?
Posted by: admin in: ● February 16, 2010
since I’ve been gone many many things have happened; Kevin Smith got kicked off a airline for being too fat, our jersey shore princess snooki “hath taken a lover” (thank you TheMo), the TacoBell dog is still dead, even the olsen twins didnt come up in the news. The piont is I’ve been gone far too long.
Oh right valentines day.
Here is a monkey riding a Rhino
(ride that Rhino monkey. Ride him raw.)
anywho so I have sorta been busy, but not really, people probably did not even see the secret post I put up (shh)
what have i been doing? I don’t know, laying around in my underwear mostly. but also I have been writing. I wrote a scene for my short film that I will hopefully be shooting tomorrow.
I will now share with you that scene. and a skeleton sitting in a nonchalant fashion.
>.< SPLIT >.<
DUDE = Me, the man who mysteriosly finds his dead roomate next to his bed
ELLIOT = DUDE’s best friend. very chilled/relaxed and thinks he knows DUDE well enough to see through him
ENTER ROOFTOP (WYUR Roof):
[Dude Peeks head out window, checks to see if anyone's there and then proceds to go onto the roof to find Elliot. Elliot is siting and enjoying his sandwich watching the nice view from the roof]
Dude
Dude, you got my message to meet here?
Elliots
dude, what message. I eat here all the time, this is my lunch spot. they have the freekin tastiest sammich/wraps. dude, try a piece, -
Dude
Naw dude, listen its important
Elliot
aren’t you cold? its like twenty digrees
Dude
Oh yeah, I stormed out it didn’t cross my mind
Elliot
You’re gonna freeze there buddy,
Dude
elliot! Could you listen to me for one second?!
Elliot
pff(giggles a bit) you’re cute when you’re flustered
Dude
Look. I woke up this morning from a nightmare and lying next to my bed was David. lying there. still and lifeless. Dude, David didn’t show any signs of life.
Elliot
well what do you think happened?
Dude
Idk I just woke up and he was there. murdered.
Elliot
well was there blood?
Dude
um no
Elliot
Did you check for pulse?
Dude
Well I forgot how, and I was scared he’d jump out and scare me
Elliot
I don’t get it. you know David has a known history of drinking and you have a history of over-reacting. he was probably just passed out?
Dude
I’m pretty sure he wasn’t
Elliot
So what are you waiting for? call the police [said confidently]
Dude
I can’t call the police, they find a body in my room next to where I sleep what you know what they will think.
Elliot
he’s just passed out. that’s what you do in college, you work and hard and drink harder. He just needs time to recuperate. Let him sleep.
Dude
Could you take me seriously for one moment? Please? If your roommate was lying there stiff you’d freak-out too. Any minute now someone’s going to stumble into my room and find David and then that’s it, what plausible-deniability do I have. [needs edit]. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HELP ME OUT! im not joking anymore! this is serious! this is serious!
Elliot
(blank serious face face) woh woh. (turns into a smirk & smile) *pwffffft*(breaks into laughter)
(gets up and walks away)
“yeah, you got me, The mysterious bedside killer is on the loose, yeah, careful, he’ll come and murder people adjacent to where you are sleeping but he’ll be cautious not to wake you up. You need to chill Hat-man. yeah. ill see you later. ive got work to do
Dude
no! its not a lie……
(hear Elliot mocking dude in the distance “he’s gonna getcha!”)
END SCENE
(man that skeleton looks satisfied with his current position)
Hope you enjoyed the scene, or atleast the skeleton.
>.<
Primate Pals Forever
Posted by: admin in: ● February 14, 2010
This really needs no introduction. This is why DJ is awesome. This is why I do a radio show with him. [thats right DJ I our love is based solely on your Ukalele, lose it and we're through]
comments please!,
-Pocket
>.<
Starting out as a young Badass
Posted by: admin in: ● February 12, 2010
I dont know what to make of this. 
(okay not this, this article at the bottom of the page)
apparently a woman was disturbing a kindergarten classroom. She started throwing things around the room in a fit of rage and luckily the cops handcuffed her before anyone got hurt.
Later in the principals office she continued to throw things at the principal who is eight months pregnant and instead of sending her to jail they sent her to mantal facility.
did I mention this was a 6 year old girl?
(looks pretty badass to me)
the handcuffs didnt even fit arount her wrists, they had to put both in one cuff
>.
Posted by: admin in: ● February 11, 2010
4 linx to look at. 4 linx to think about.
Teens text one ‘Catcher in the rye’ every month,
http://gizmodo.com/5468836/texting-is-the-scourge-of-this-generation
Mans organs back to front,
http://www.neatorama.com/2010/02/09/mans-internal-organs-all-back-to-front/
Weapons in disguise,
6 years of facebook info-graphic,
Tell me what ya think,
>.<
Would you like to spell, “Buzz”?
Posted by: admin in: ● February 11, 2010
(the title comes from me & my brothers being obsessive Billy Madison fans)
———————
Google Meeting
—————-
tom: hey what do flying things do?
bill: um, they *caw*
tom: naw naw we couldnt call it that
bill: how about tweet?
tom: no, twitter already has that. Come on bill, we’re google, we can think of an amazing original name for our twitter clone. Now what sound do flying things make?
bill: cluck
tom: Chickens…dont….fly
——–
Google Buzz brings updates strait to your in-box. I have not used it that much so I don’t know the depth of it but it seems like all your twitter updates can be synced to to buzz as well as your shared Google Reader articles and much much more.
Buzz is twitter without limits.
You can write as much as you want, put photos and links to videos and all your friends will see them
Is this distracting in your inbox?
yes!
The one notable great part of Buzz is the mapped tweets (i mean buzzes). I think this is only on mobile phones but its really cool to see (if you can) what people are saying….pinpointed on a map.
Thatsall Ive got on it for now,
>.<
The downfall of society…?
Posted by: admin in: ● February 10, 2010
As I reflect on my education, I’m faced with a troubling issue: the bastardization of he English language.
Now I’m not about to preach about the laziness of the youth, or blame technology, but my question is, which form or destruction is worse? There are those who abbreviate every possible phrase into a string of letters (ttfn, brb, ttyl, lol, rolf, and the list goes on), or those who insist on compounding words and phrases that need not be compounded into single words (dunno, whatevs, wanna, gonna, etc). And of course there is a whole new dictionary of words created specifically by this new trend (for realsies).
Now I myself am guilty of several of these offences, I’m not going to pretend to be innocent. But where does the line come into play? I mean, at what point is the English language just an array of letters and fake words?
Damn kids.
I forgot where I was going with this. Mostly I’m just annoyed when I get emails and IMs filled with mindless gibber. Yes, I said gibber.
I don’t believe anyone aside from Yudi will actually read this anyway, and he writes out an appropriate amount of words in his texts and IMs, so I supposed this rant is for naught. Alas, I shall retire to Taz’s bed and leave you to your thoughts.
Happy snow day!
(No, this is not Pocket)
Love,
Cheryl
“HOLLYWOOD” will be “SAVE THE PEAK” thursday
Posted by: admin in: ● February 9, 2010
Why?
Thats my question too.
(im working on getting those open source images)
In an effort to save a plot of land (and rip-off a ke$ha music video) a nature concervation group has made an effort to make a giant blanket to be draped over the HOLLYWOOD sign that sais “SAVE THE PEAK”
(once again, pardon me)
if you would pass something that said “SAVE THE PEAK” would you have any clue what it meant?
I sure would not.
I’d be less clueless if the sign said “Ke$haWOOD”
lets spell that for a second
K…………e……….ka-chink….h……a….wood
(the dollar sign is not to be confused with the cifrão 
, which always spelled with two verticle lines)
I might have to rant about Ke$ha but there is no time now.
wrapping up the “save the peak” story, the new sign(blanket) still needs to go through some clearance and will only be up for thursday if it does.
my pop name,
-P cket
>.<
49,352 of you: I have your Social Security Number
Posted by: admin in: ● February 9, 2010
Okay so i don’t actually have your social security number, but someone else might.
(His new name is Jose Martines)
Apparently a health care department sent 49,352 people a personalized letter. personalized to the point where it had their social security number printed on the mailing address. This is a major fail
Be on the lookout for your letter
If someone else checks your mail, this is the time to check it yourself.
>.<
(49,353rd member you’re in the clear & dam lucky)
Im starting over. >.<:The Next Generation
Posted by: admin in: ● February 9, 2010
I was using Wordpress until now and, well, I am starting over.
why?
because I hate wordpress and I hate you!
no, wait I didn’t mean it come baaaaaaaaack.
In all seriousness I dont really know why I switched and more importantly I should cut the chit-chat and go on to stuff that is going on today.
Love ya
>.<
Billie Jean is not my lover; Shes just a girl i liked to pee in front of
Posted by: admin in: ● February 9, 2010
So apparently the lord of pop had a bottle next to his bed when he died. & it was not filled with pop.
it was pee.
Apparently micheal jackson didnt have time to go to the bathroom on tour so he went in different objects like cups. According to TMZ he did it sometimes in from of people.
http://www.tmz.com/2010/02/09/michael-jackson-pee-urine-dr-conrad-murray-autopsy-report-coroner/
Thank god i know that, now i can go on with my daily life.
“That’s How He Peed’ is the article title
Hey, TMZ, do you ever think that this is, idk, too much information?
A dead man who is one of the greatest musicians of all time and you are honoring his death by writing an article about “How He Peed”?
thatsall,
>.<