since I’ve been gone many many things have happened; Kevin Smith got kicked off a airline for being too fat, our jersey shore princess snooki “hath taken a lover” (thank you TheMo), the TacoBell dog is still dead, even the olsen twins didnt come up in the news. The piont is I’ve been gone far too long.

Oh right valentines day.

Here is a monkey riding a Rhino

(ride that Rhino monkey. Ride him raw.)

anywho so I have sorta been busy, but not really, people probably did not even see the secret post I put up (shh)

what have i been doing? I don’t know, laying around in my underwear mostly. but also I have been writing. I wrote a scene for my short film that I will hopefully be shooting tomorrow.

I will now share with you that scene. and a skeleton sitting in a nonchalant fashion.

>.< SPLIT >.<

DUDE = Me, the man who mysteriosly finds his dead roomate next to his bed

ELLIOT = DUDE’s best friend. very chilled/relaxed and thinks he knows DUDE well enough to see through him

ENTER ROOFTOP (WYUR Roof):

[Dude Peeks head out window, checks to see if anyone's there and then proceds to go onto the roof to find Elliot. Elliot is siting and enjoying his sandwich watching the nice view from the roof]

Dude

Dude, you got my message to meet here?

Elliots

dude, what message. I eat here all the time,  this is my lunch spot. they have the freekin tastiest sammich/wraps. dude, try a piece, -

Dude

Naw dude, listen its important

Elliot

aren’t you cold? its like twenty digrees

Dude

Oh yeah, I stormed out it didn’t cross my mind

Elliot

You’re gonna freeze there buddy,

Dude

elliot! Could you listen to me for one second?!

Elliot

pff(giggles a bit) you’re cute when you’re flustered

Dude

Look. I woke up this morning from a nightmare and lying next to my bed was David. lying there. still and lifeless. Dude, David didn’t show any signs of life.

Elliot

well what do you think happened?

Dude

Idk I just woke up and he was there. murdered.

Elliot

well was there blood?

Dude

um no

Elliot

Did you check for pulse?

Dude

Well I forgot how, and I was scared he’d jump out and scare me

Elliot

I don’t get it. you know David has a known history of drinking and you have a history of over-reacting.  he was probably just passed out?

Dude

I’m pretty sure he wasn’t

Elliot

So what are you waiting for? call the police  [said confidently]

Dude

I can’t call the police, they find a body in my room next to where I sleep what you know what they will think.

Elliot

he’s just passed out. that’s what you do in college, you work and hard and drink harder. He just needs time to recuperate.  Let him sleep.

Dude

Could you take me seriously for one moment? Please? If your roommate was lying there stiff you’d freak-out too.  Any minute now someone’s going to stumble into my room and find David and then that’s it, what plausible-deniability do I have. [needs edit]. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HELP ME OUT! im not joking anymore! this is serious! this is serious!

Elliot

(blank serious face face) woh woh. (turns into a smirk & smile) *pwffffft*(breaks into laughter)

(gets up and walks away)

“yeah, you got me, The mysterious bedside killer is on the loose, yeah, careful, he’ll come and murder people adjacent to where you are sleeping but he’ll be cautious not to wake you up. You need to chill Hat-man. yeah. ill see you later. ive got work to do

Dude

no! its not a lie……

(hear Elliot mocking dude in the distance “he’s gonna getcha!”)

END SCENE

(man that skeleton looks satisfied with his current position)

Hope you enjoyed the scene, or atleast the skeleton.

-Pocket

>.<